Christmas Calories Don't Count Mug – Funny Christmas Gift for Her
Order by Fri 11 Dec for Christmas delivery
- Printed in 1–2 business days
- UK delivery in 3–5 days · Free over £35
- Unsure about your photo or wording? WhatsApp us
Cookies for breakfast? Mince pies for lunch? It's Christmas, darling – the calories don't count. Our Christmas Calories Don't Count mug features a glamorous retro pin-up in a pink Santa hat, cookie in one hand and a glass of pink fizz in the other. A funny Christmas gift for the festive foodie in your life.
Ready-made design. Just choose your size and finish.
Features
- Christmas Calories Don't Count retro pin-up design
- Ceramic mug in 11oz or 15oz
- Standard or Heat-Changing finish
- Bright full-colour print in festive pinks and reds
- Printed to order in the UK
Choose your mug
- 11oz Standard: £9.99
- 11oz Heat-Changing: £12.99
- 15oz Standard: £12.99
- 15oz Heat-Changing: £14.99
How to order
- Select 11oz or 15oz.
- Choose Standard or Heat-Changing.
- Add to basket and complete checkout.
Perfect for
- Secret Santa
- Christmas Eve boxes and stocking fillers
- Mum, sister, bestie or work wife
- Anyone who lives for Christmas treats
Order by Friday 11 December for Christmas delivery.
Browse our Funny Mugs or Christmas Gifts Under £20.
Why shop with Lilpins Essentials
- UK small business based in Peterborough
- Printed to order with care, just for you
- Ready to dispatch in 1–2 working days
- Free UK mainland delivery on orders over £35
- Friendly, real-person customer support
FAQs
Can I add a name?
No. This mug is a ready-made design.
What is the Heat-Changing option?
The Heat-Changing mug looks black when cool and reveals the full design when you pour in a hot drink.
How do I care for my mug?
Hand wash only recommended. Do not microwave and avoid abrasive cleaners. Heat-Changing mugs should always be hand washed and never microwaved.
How long will my order take?
We print your order within 1–2 working days, then UK delivery takes 2–3 working days after dispatch, so allow 3–5 working days in total. Free UK mainland delivery on orders over £35.
Standard processing time for made-to-order products is 1 to 2 business days. If a product has a different production time, it is shown on its product page.
UK mainland delivery charges
- Christmas ornaments and baubles only: £2.50 standard delivery for orders below £35.
- All other products: £4.95 standard delivery for orders below £35.
- Mixed orders: £4.95 standard delivery when Christmas ornaments or baubles are purchased with other products, for orders below £35.
- Free delivery: UK mainland orders of £35 or more qualify for free standard delivery, including mixed orders.
Delivery options and any express delivery charges are shown at checkout.
Processing and handling
We create, quality check and package your personalised gifts within 1 to 2 business days. Processing time is separate from delivery time.
Delivery after dispatch
Standard UK delivery takes 2 to 3 business days after dispatch.
Express UK delivery takes 1 business day after dispatch.
Business days run Monday to Friday, excluding UK bank holidays.
Cancellations
You have a 12-hour window from placing your order to request a cancellation.
Orders become non-cancellable once production or dispatch begins. To request a cancellation, email sales@lilpinsessentials.co.uk with the subject line “Cancellation” and include your order number.
Delivery delays
Weather, peak seasons and public holidays sometimes slow postal services. Delivery dates are estimates rather than guarantees.
